CRANK DAT CHOPPA
May 17th, 2008 Posted in WTF?

Ok, so yeah, this kid is walking down the street jamming to Soulja Boy or something, only to have a MOTHAF’ING Helicopter land on his head and drag him down the street.
So, the news media does the right thing, and places blame squarely where it should be placed.
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ON THE IPOD.
Yeah, because if he wasn’t CRANKIN DAT SOULJA he might have been able to dodge the Helicopter right? For some reason I doubt the iPod has much or anything to do with this kids death, but the media just loves to sensationalize everything.