SPOILERS
BURBAGE DIES
HEDWIG DIES
MAD-EYE DIES
SCRIMGEOUR DIES
WORMTAIL DIES
DOBBY DIES
SNAPE DIES
FRED WEASLEY
DIES HARRY DIES, BUT COMES BACK TO LIFE
VOLDEMORT DIES
TONKS DIES
LUPIN DIES
COLIN CREEVY
DIES RON
MARRIES HERMIONE; THEY HAVE TWO KIDS: HUGO AND ROSE
HARRY MARRIES GINNY; THEY HAVE THREE KIDS: JAMES, LILY, AND ALBUS SEVERUS
SIRIUS DIES
DUMBLEDORE DIES
L DIES
AERIS DIES
SPIKE DIES
NEO DIES
TRINITY DIES
JACK SPARROW DIES
OBI-WAN DIES
QUI-GON DIES
YODA DIES
PADME DIES
BOROMIR DIES
GANDALF DIES
EVERYONE IN EVANGELION TURNS INTO ORANGE JUICE
BAMBI’S MOM DIES
EVERY MAJOR CHARACTER IN FFT DIES
KRILLIN DIES
CHAOZU DIES
YAMCHA DIES
VEGETA DIES
PICCOLO DIES
GOKU DIES
GOKU DIES AGAIN
GOKU FUCKING DIES AGAIN
GOKU DIES, THIS TIME FOR REAL, AND THEN DIES AGAIN
TELLAH DIES
MARIKO DIES
DARTH VADER IS LUKE SKYWALKER’S FATHER
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE
BRUCE WILLIS IS A GHOST
PRINCESS LEIA IS LUKE’S SISTER
WINSTON GETS REPROGRAMMED
THEY FIND NEMO
THEY ALL WENT TO THE SAME DAYCARE
ROSEBUD IS HIS SLED
WANDER DIES AND IS REBORN FUSED WITH THE DORMIN
GRETCHEN DIES
DONNIE GOES BACK IN TIME SO HE CAN GET KILLED BY THE FALLING PLANE ENGINE
MACMURPHY GETS LOBOTOMIZED AND IS KILLED BY CHIEF
ALEX IS "CURED"
THE PLANET OF THE APES IS EARTH IN THE FUTURE
TYLER DURDEN AND EDWARD NORTON’S CHARACTER ARE THE SAME PERSON
MERCUTIO DIES
ROMEO DIES
JULIET DIES
CAESAR DIES
HAMLET DIES
TONY ALMEIDA DIES
DECKARD IS A REPLICANT
THE BOY SHOOTS OL’ YELLER
ONE OF THE QUEER COWBOYS DIES
THE BLACK GUY DIES FIRST
ROCKY LOSES
ROCKY WINS
ROCKY LOSES
ROCKY WINS
ROCKY WINS
ROCKY WINS
REDRUM IS MURDER SPELLED BACKWARDS
WILLARD KILLS KURTZ
ROCKY LOSES, THEN WINS
SCARFACE DIES
JESUS DIES
SPOCK DIES
W.O.P.R. WAS JUST PLAYING A GAME
THE WIZARD IS THE GATEKEEPER
THEY NEVER FIND THE GRAIL
SIMON AND PIGGY DIE
JAY GATSBY DIES
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THE ANSWER IS 42
ALL 300 SPARTANS DIE
28 WEEKS LATER EVERYONE’S STILL FUCKED
JASON LIVES
